WBD: Welcome to the World of Norm - by Jonathan Meres
WBD: Welcome to the World of Norm - Written by Jonathan Meres, Illustrated by Donough O'Malley
NORM knew it was going to be of those days when he woke up with a hlaf-Polish Cockapoo on his head.
At least there's biking with his best friend Mikey to look forward to. Or there was until Norm discovers he has to stay in and wait for some stupid parcel. Just as well he hasn't got two irritating little brothers and the world's most annoying next door neighbour. Oh, wait a minute. He has.
Welcome to the world of Norm? ABSO-FLIPPING-LUTELY!